Attacked by geese; pain in the butt!

Anonymous

I was walking to my car today to leave work when all of a sudden two geese sprang from out of nowhere. They were hissing and one flew into my face while the other ran at me. Needless to say I was knocked right onto my bottom. Now my tailbone is killing me, I hate geese, and I can't sit down to compose this message.

Beware the geese, they are a pain in the ass!